about

Welcome to the Misguidance Counselors About Page
Here you will learn more then you ever wanted to know about the Counselors
So what do you want to know?
Yes we attended a whole lot of classes and yes we learn a bunch of useless crap. We have a bunch of papers framed and stuck on our walls to help you feel that we know what we are talking about. Honestly our take on it all is that Frat life is where you learn life's essentials, not in school. Where else can you party party every night and let your parents pay for it all? There must be something Freudian to that but we passed out in that class and just can't remember much else.So what ever you do please don't ask us about Freud .

We have a nice office somewhere. When we find it we will put the address up here so you can drop by and look our wall paper.

Hours     10:00-10:30    office
              10:30-11:30     bloody mary break time (we encourage good nutrition and a daily supply of vegetables - one way or another) and morning cigar
               11:30-12:00    office
               12:00-1:30      2 martini (or 3) lunch and lunch cigar
               1:30-2:00        office
               2:00-3:30        culturally sensitive siesta break and afternoon cigar
               3:30-4:00        office
               4:00---            it's 4:00 somewhere(close enough to 5 for us) and an after work smoke or 2
                closed            weekends,Wednesdays, and every Monday and Friday
                                      Tuesdays half days only (need to get ready for NCIS)
                                      Thursdays close early to prep for weekly bar crawl

Office policies:                 WTF are you kidding.Very simply put anybody showing any signs of political correctness will be terminated and or beaten.     Political correctness will NOT be tolerated!!!!

Job Opportunities:            Keep in mind that smoking and drinking are encouraged at work and can lead to an immediate promotion and bonus(especially when shared)
                                        Resumes will be considered based upon amount of cash, liquor(nothing younger than 12 years) and cigars(hand rolled only) that accompany resume.


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